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New Site Address

Virgin Train £1 to/from London NEW Bookings available up to: 31 April 2009

Virgin Train £1 to/from London NEW Bookings available up to: 31 April 2009
Afraid its only valid to & from London & Manchester.

Bookings available up to: 31 April 2009.

Not many seats but from a £1 but well worth a try.

http://www.mobitix.thetrainline.com/vt/advancePurchase.aspx

If you get one let us know at here2cheeruup@gmail.com

Remember to be able to buy a MOBITIX ticket you need a WAP (Wireless Application Protocol) enabled mobile phone.


Thursday, November 29, 2007

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NK - Nutter Weiss, Outside Annapolis Peace Confab YOUTUBE

 
 

Video Description

On Nov. 27, 2007, in Annapolis, MD, Rabbi Yisroel Dovid Weiss, a spokesman for the Neturei Karta International, ripped into Zionism. He blasted the Zionists for its supposed "fearmongering." He also accused the Zionists of "beating" Orthodox Jews in Jerusalem. His remarks were made outside the U.S. Naval Academy, on Randall Street, near Gate I, close to the waterfront, in this port city. A Middle East "Peace" conference was being held inside the Naval Academy.
For background on Neturei Karta International, on the "Middle East Peace Conference,"

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Preview of new M Goldman LINK

 

 
 

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

KIDDISH INVITATION

 

Raiders tunnel into goldman sterling TXT

Raiders tunnel into pawnbrokers
Paul Britton
28/11/2007

A GANG of armed robbers tunnelled up through the floor of a pawnbrokers from the cellar in an £80,000 cash and jewellery raid.

Three men, wearing fluorescent jackets and face masks, then lay in wait for two women workers to arrive at the Goldman Sterling Ltd shop on Bury New Road in Sedgley Park, Prestwich.

One robber then held a knife to the throat of one of the women before the other was dragged to the floor. Both were then forced to open a safe.

The gang fled in a waiting car in the direction of Hilton Lane with about £50,000 in jewellery and £30,000 cash, police said.

The owner, who asked not to be named, described the robbery as `professional and well planned' and said that the women were left `extremely traumatised'.

Thieves escaped with £7,500 in an earlier raid in September after smashing through a reinforced front door.

The owner said: "They have obviously planned it well.

"There is a basement underneath our premises and they broke into that, then tunnelled up through the floorboards into a back room.

"They were waiting for the staff to arrive."

The raid was caught on CCTV and video is now being studied by detectives.

It captured the moment the men broke through the floorboards of the back room.

The gang removed floor tiles to create a hole about 3ft by 2ft wide and the men are then seen hauling themselves through the gap just minutes before the women opened the shop. They pounced as the workers switched on the lights and walked into the room.

The owner added: "A knife was put up against the throat of one of the women and the other woman was dragged to the floor. Then they were made to open up the safe and then locked in a room.

"It was not just a one-off, it was very, very well planned.

"The women are both traumatised."

They were rescued by police after one of them managed to press a `panic alarm' switch.

The owner of the business revealed that his CCTV had captured the men lurking behind the shop the night before.

None of the women were hurt in the raid, which happened at 10am yesterday.

Police are appealing for witnesses.
 

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1026138_raiders_tunnel_into_pawnbrokers

25% discount on ALL Power Tools @ B&Q ! LINK

25% discount on ALL Power Tools @ B&Q !

25% discount on ALL Power Tools @ B&Q !

Includes Bosch, Ryobi and Black & Decker Power Tools. Offer available in all stores but selected items can be viewed online (follow link).

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Gertner & Yossi Green, Ohad Concert Nov 07 GOOGLE

Ohad, Shlomie Gertner, Yossi Green concert Manchester - letz.blogspot.com

6 min 54 sec - Nov 26, 2007
Description: Ohad, Shlomie Gertner, Yossi Green concert Manchester - 25.11.07 -- finale
 
Ohad, Shlomie Gertner, Yossi Green concert Manchester 13 - letz.blogspot.com

1 min 35 sec - Nov 26, 2007
Description: Ohad, Shlomie Gertner, Yossi Green concert Manchester 25.11.07
 
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Kaliver Rebbe Singing Holy Melody of Kaliv GOOGLE



3 min 38 sec
Description: Here is the Kaliver Rebbe singing "Sola Kakas Mar", a song from the founder of the dynasty of kaliv. The Rebbe is a holocaust survivor and has done tremendous amounts and gone to great lengths to memorialize the six million martrys. The Kaliver Rebbe, Rebbe Menachem Mendel Taub, is a Sixth generation Descentant of Rebbe Yitzchak Isaac of Kaliv.

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Gertner - Hi Tech2000 Presents-The Nachum Segal Show LIVE - December 6th, 2007

Hi Tech2000 Presents-The Nachum Segal Show LIVE @ Hi Tech2000 4624 13 Avenue December 6th, 2007 Show begins 7pm Sharp and goes till 9pm.
Featuring: Ohad! & Shloime Gertner
MUSIC BY: Gershon Freishtat & Dovi Tessler
LIVE VIDEO BROADCAST by: Real to Reel
REFRESHMENTS by: Plaza Dining

Belz Rebbe PICT

 

Yossi Green, Ohad & S.Gertner Concert Nov 07 X3 PICT

Virgin Train £1 to/from London NEW Bookings available up to: 11 January 2008

NEW LINK

Afraid its only valid to & from London & Manchester.

Bookings available up to: 11 January 2008.

Not many seats but from a £1 well worth it.
 
 
 
IF YOU GET ONE LET US KNOW PLEASE.
 
THANKS

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Chabad and Coca Cola are ubiquitous - Chanukah Challenge

 

Coca Cola Challenge


Chabad and Coca Cola are ubiquitous—both seem to crop up just about everywhere you go.

The Chabad Chanukah Coca Cola Challenge

Chabad and Coca Cola are ubiquitous—both seem to crop up just about everywhere you go. But the cans! How to recycle those empty metal cans is a concern of every eco-sensitive Coco Cola guzzler.

Dudi Kaplan, a rabbinical student working with the Chabad-Lubavitch representatives in Golden Beach, Florida, had a brainstorm that would not only keep the streets clean of trashed Coca Cola tins, but would actually turn them to laudable usefulness.

Imagine a thousand cans illuminating mother earth with light and warmth instead of adding to the litter and pollutants of its environs. Kaplan, with Chabad of Golden Beach, launched a creative Chanukah competition that allows only glue and metal wire to be used in crafting Menorahs exclusively out of used Cola cans.

Among the 100-plus Chabad-House communities Florida-wide, and now quickly taking off in Jewish communities everywhere, adults and children are busily designing, stringing, gluing and hammering those red and white tins into menorahs worthy of public display.

The contest will run until December 19 when the winning Menorahs will be awarded prizes by Elini, the Swiss watch company that is sponsoring the competition. To learn how you can participate in the contest, contact Dudi Kaplan at: 1-646-591-8503.

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Achmed - The dead terroist - Jeff Dunham CLIP


this one is the best I've seen in a long time...

Dental Negotiation CLIP

Dental Negotiation

 

- listen till the end – its worth it!!!!

 

 

WWW.LETZ.BLGSPOT.COM

 

When Dad is a Graphic Designer PICT

We all know that Moms love to dress up their kids.
But when Dad is a graphic designer, anything is possible..  

Opening baggage Without Keys CLIP

 

KRETSHNIFER - R Nisele Kretchnifer! CLIP

 

Have a nice day! PICT

 

Marriage Picture PICT

 

Friday, November 23, 2007

Shua & Chanele are delighted to announce the safe arrival

With deep gratitude to HKB"H we are delighted to announce the safe arrival of our dear Daughter / Sister

Born Last Night At 1:07am

May we share many more simchos together.

 

Best Regards

MAZEL TOV

Shua & Chanele & Toby

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The Search for a Train MP3

The Search for a Train

An old man calls to purchase a ticket for a train ride, so he can go to his granddaughter's wedding.




Thanks to Gruntig!


Moishe ur just brill! Keep It Up

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Stamps Cheap - Superdrug from today

The price of stamps is being cut by Superdrug from today to help those sending Christmas cards.

The High Street chemist chain is knocking 21p off a book of 12 first class stamps, bringing the price down to £3.87.

It is cutting 10p off books of six first class stamps, reducing the price to £1.94. The price of a book of four first class stamps for bigger letters will also fall by 10p, to £1.82.

Royal Mail sells first class stamps for 34p each and first class stamps for larger letters for 48p.

Superdrug's move is anticipated to be so popular with customers that it is planning to limit each to 72 stamps. The reduced price stamps will be available while stocks last.

Trading director Jeff Wemyss said it would help cut postage costs on many of the one billion cards which are expected to be sent this Christmas. "This is an early Christmas present to our customers," he added.

Royal Mail defended its decision not to lower its prices, saying: "Royal Mail's stamp prices are already among the very lowest in Europe and we lose almost 6p on average on stamped letters and cards."

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tesco Windup Brilliant!!! CLIP

 




Thanks to gruntig!

Gertner - Shloime Gertner in Upcoming Concert in the USA PICT & LINKS

 
Shloime 1st BIG concert!
 
(includes live interview with Shloime)
 

 


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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Free Nescafe Mug LINK & Code

Click on the link and enter 73590437, then put in your address and get your free mug
 

What do these words have in common

 If you can figure out what these words have in common you are a lot smarter than most.   No, it's not that there are 6 letters in each word. You need to concentrate a little harder than that. No, it's not that there are at least 2 identical consonants in each word either which was a good guess too.

Banana  

Dresser  

Grammar

Potato       

Revive   

Uneven 

Assess   Hope you're not peeking.  You haven't  given up already, have you? Give it another try. You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.



Go back and look at them again, think hard. Come on, don't cheat.  It is really cool.




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Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? Even if you did not, don't worry just send it to more people and stump them. Then you'll feel better.